Venetian-pool

Venetian Pool^Ω

[see also/disambiguation: Venusian Enigmata]

A public swimming pool located in Coral Gables, a historic (by Floridian standards) city in Miami-Dade county. At 820,000 gallons, it is the largest freshwater pool in the United States. The entirety of the Venetian is filled daily via artesian wells ^[1]. The pool is peppered with romantic nooks, including a disquietingly warm and poorly lit grotto that extends into the surrounding hillside - a veritable bastion for teenage make-outs, especially on autumnal crepuscules.

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↑ At the behest of area environmentalists it was discovered in 1987 that the Venetian's daily draining process had significantly depleted the Floridian aquifers sourced for the neighboring area of Coconut Grove, which is the site of the Mutiny Hotel and the largest drug bust in the history of the US (75 tons of sweet Bolivian white horse). Mutiny Hotel is better known as the center of global cocaine trafficking throughout the 1980's and where OJ ate breakfast after escaping murder conviction with his look alike new girlfriend.

[1] At the behest of area environmentalists it was discovered in 1987 that the Venetian's daily draining process had significantly depleted the Floridian aquifers sourced for the neighboring area of Coconut Grove, which is the site of the Mutiny Hotel and the largest drug bust in the history of the US (75 tons of sweet Bolivian white horse). Mutiny Hotel is better known as the center of global cocaine trafficking throughout the 1980's and where OJ ate breakfast after escaping murder conviction with his look alike new girlfriend.

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Venetian PoolΩ

Venetian Pool^Ω