MeconiumΩ
Black tar-like substance that collects inside the fetal intestines while in utero. Standard hospital policy dictates that expectant parents are not alerted to its presence until the placenta has been successfully delivered. Often a pamphlet is given upon discharge entitled "Meconium and Beyond" including inflammatory information on Crib Death and directions for freezing and post-natal consumption of the placenta by the mother in the form of high-protein smoothies.
Ωref[redacted] :: Beautiful Dreamer.