Essential Oils™
Line of high priced hydrophobic liquids containing ethereal chemical compounds. Though heavily commercialized and manufactured through sometimes toxic processes [1], Essential Oils™ are marketed as a natural means of addressing common ailments. Many Essential Oils™ can be poisonous if ingested or absorbed through skin, including Sweet Lemon Myrtle™, Biblical Frankincense™, and White and Yellow Camphor™.
- ↑ Claims by Essential Oils™ that its products are prepared via the ancient and time intensive practice of sfumatura have been widely disproven.