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Groundbreaking 1986 single player game-based reality simulator (
Groundbreaking 1986 single player game-based reality simulator (
[[vpd]]
[[vpd|VPD]]
) developed by the
) developed by the
[[nes]]
[[nes|Nintendo Entertainment System]]
for release on its original platform. Widely considered to figure heavily in the
for release on its original platform. Widely considered to figure heavily in the
[[ehspf]]
[[ehspf|EHSPF]]
series and manifestly central
series and manifestly central
to the
to the
[[ehspf]]
[[ehspf|MetroidVania]]
series of games. Directed by Satoru Okada and Masao Yamamoto
series of games. Directed by Satoru Okada and Masao Yamamoto
(credited officially as simply
(credited officially as simply
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cyber-metaphysics. In this model, pixels equate to
cyber-metaphysics. In this model, pixels equate to
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[[quantum-loop-gravity]]
[[quantum-loop-gravity|Planck length]]
bits (sub-microscopic non-divisible units of timespace
bits (sub-microscopic non-divisible units of timespace
that form the fabric of what consciousness perceives as "space"). By extension, reality can in fact be thought of as a
that form the fabric of what consciousness perceives as "space"). By extension, reality can in fact be thought of as a
two-dimensional information-based bit space that gives rise to complex illusory environs via
two-dimensional information-based bit space that gives rise to complex illusory environs via
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[[cybernetics]]
[[cybernetics|cybernetic]]
interaction
interaction
with our perceptual network, thus skirting the so-called "black hole information paradox"
with our perceptual network, thus skirting the so-called "black hole information paradox"
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player) remains locked into an endless loop-quest despite signs of its
player) remains locked into an endless loop-quest despite signs of its
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[[berhold-brecht]]
[[berhold-brecht|Brechtian]]
artifice in the form of glitches
artifice in the form of glitches
[i.e. door jumps, wall climbing, and, in later
[i.e. door jumps, wall climbing, and, in later
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<sup>
3
3
</sup>
</sup>. Samus Aran is suspended in a
. Samus Aran is suspended in a
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[[waves-of-nothingness]]
[[waves-of-nothingness|timeless oblivion]], a space in which consequential movement or action is rendered
, a space in which consequential movement or action is rendered
impossible. And yet...
impossible. And yet...
<em>
<em>
the cycle
the cycle
continues
continues</em>.
</em>
.
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violation of modern physics doctrine including the now-outdated
violation of modern physics doctrine including the now-outdated
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[[quantum]]
[[quantum|Copenhagen Interpretation]]
of quantum theory. An
of quantum theory. An
effective though controversial postulated solution dubbed the "holographic principle" resolves the paradox by
effective though controversial postulated solution dubbed the "holographic principle" resolves the paradox by
claiming that information is in fact stored in a black hole's
claiming that information is in fact stored in a black hole's
[[event-horizon]]
[[event-horizon|event horizon]]
in a liminal, two-dimensional,
in a liminal, two-dimensional,
non-spatial zone. The theory has proven effective in resolving other paradoxes, giving rise to the "
non-spatial zone. The theory has proven effective in resolving other paradoxes, giving rise to the "[[error|holographic universe]]" model championed by Gerad 't Hooft, Leonard Susskind, and their ilk.
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[[error]]
" model championed by Gerad 't Hooft, Leonard Susskind, and their ilk.
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</sup>
</sup>
As opposed to Mind, as per
As opposed to Mind, as per
[[dharma]]
[[dharma|Buddhist]]
philosophy.
philosophy.
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</sup>
A
A
[[technostalgia]]
[[technostalgia|technostalgic]]-related phenomenon - in a 1988 poll, coitus with Samus Aran was among the most
-related phenomenon - in a 1988 poll, coitus with Samus Aran was among the most
frequent "climax point" fantasies for both girls and boys in the 13-17-year-old age group.
frequent "climax point" fantasies for both girls and boys in the 13-17-year-old age group.
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Metroid [Nintendo, 1986][related: Mother Brain, Samus Aran, Black Hole Information Paradox]
Groundbreaking 1986 single player game-based reality simulator ( VPD ) developed by the Nintendo Entertainment System for release on its original platform. Widely considered to figure heavily in the EHSPF series and manifestly central to the MetroidVania series of games. Directed by Satoru Okada and Masao Yamamoto (credited officially as simply "Yamamoto"), with music by Hirokazu "Hip" Tanaka. The game was developed in a free associative environment and is remarkable for its open-world format and its ability to engender a sense of poignant loneliness and desperation in the player - a phenomenon supporting the "reality as simulation" hypothesis that has come to dominate modern cyber-metaphysics. In this model, pixels equate to Planck length bits (sub-microscopic non-divisible units of timespace that form the fabric of what consciousness perceives as "space"). By extension, reality can in fact be thought of as a two-dimensional information-based bit space that gives rise to complex illusory environs via cybernetic interaction with our perceptual network, thus skirting the so-called "black hole information paradox" 1 . Within this mode of thinking, the game's formidable end boss Mother Brain 2 can be seen as a malevolent omniscient figurehead pervading the simulation - a digital virus-like villian whose function is solely to ensure that the protagonist (Samus Aran/the player) remains locked into an endless loop-quest despite signs of its Brechtian artifice in the form of glitches [i.e. door jumps, wall climbing, and, in later Metroid platforms, phazon overload and shadow freezing]. Upon defeat of The Mother Brain, its protagonist is revealed to be female, despite the use of male pronouns in the game's silver handbook, with a reverse correlation between the success and speed of the player's successful campaign and the avatar's amount of clothing. A perfect campaign results in Samus being forced to re-complete her mission, defeating bosses Ridley, Kraig, and The Mother Brain clad in hot pink underwear 3 . Samus Aran is suspended in a timeless oblivion, a space in which consequential movement or action is rendered impossible. And yet... the cycle continues.

"And when I finally won the game in the basement of my third grade teacher's house and found that Samus was, in fact, a woman, I was alone - and would stay alone from that day forward".

1 A theory centering on the notion that information could be permanently destroyed by a black hole in violation of modern physics doctrine including the now-outdated Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum theory. An effective though controversial postulated solution dubbed the "holographic principle" resolves the paradox by claiming that information is in fact stored in a black hole's event horizon in a liminal, two-dimensional, non-spatial zone. The theory has proven effective in resolving other paradoxes, giving rise to the "holographic universe" model championed by Gerad 't Hooft, Leonard Susskind, and their ilk.

2 As opposed to Mind, as per Buddhist philosophy.

3 A technostalgic-related phenomenon - in a 1988 poll, coitus with Samus Aran was among the most frequent "climax point" fantasies for both girls and boys in the 13-17-year-old age group.