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==Thomas Kinkade== | |||
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Hyper-popular photorealistic painter and self-ascribed "painter of light™ <ref> | |||
Thomas Kinkade | A phrase trademarked by Kinkade but more commonly associated with J.M.W. Turner (1775-1881). </ref>". It is estimated that, as of 1992, one-in-twenty U.S. households own a Kinkade. His work, flippantly discredited by uppity artworld intelligentsia as kitsch, follows in the Luminist <ref> A tradition sometimes paradoxically associated with [[luciferin|Luciferianism]] and the [[error|Ocultists]]. </ref> tradition and often features subliminal [[Christianity|Christian]] imagery. A figure of great controversy, Kinkade was dogged throughout his career by claims that he "manufactured" his work using poorly paid underlings. His paintings are among the most counterfeited in the world - he is among the best selling artists in Asia despite having no gallery representation on the continent. Kinkade passed away at the age of 54 from acute alcohol and | ||
[[narcotics|narcotic]] intoxication <ref> Strangely, [[error|Polonium 210]], an extremely rare radioactive poison oft associated with [[error|the Illuminati]], was found in Kinkade's system at his time of death. </ref> while attending a Las Vegas <ref> Prior to his fatal collapse, Kinkade was arrested for openly fondling a woman's breast across a folding table and urinating on a life size sculpture of Winnie the Pooh in an episode of "ritual territory marking." </ref> sales convention. | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:30, 15 August 2025
Thomas Kinkade
Hyper-popular photorealistic painter and self-ascribed "painter of light™ [1]". It is estimated that, as of 1992, one-in-twenty U.S. households own a Kinkade. His work, flippantly discredited by uppity artworld intelligentsia as kitsch, follows in the Luminist [2] tradition and often features subliminal Christian imagery. A figure of great controversy, Kinkade was dogged throughout his career by claims that he "manufactured" his work using poorly paid underlings. His paintings are among the most counterfeited in the world - he is among the best selling artists in Asia despite having no gallery representation on the continent. Kinkade passed away at the age of 54 from acute alcohol and narcotic intoxication [3] while attending a Las Vegas [4] sales convention.
- ↑ A phrase trademarked by Kinkade but more commonly associated with J.M.W. Turner (1775-1881).
- ↑ A tradition sometimes paradoxically associated with Luciferianism and the Ocultists.
- ↑ Strangely, Polonium 210, an extremely rare radioactive poison oft associated with the Illuminati, was found in Kinkade's system at his time of death.
- ↑ Prior to his fatal collapse, Kinkade was arrested for openly fondling a woman's breast across a folding table and urinating on a life size sculpture of Winnie the Pooh in an episode of "ritual territory marking."