Noid - Revision history

Nemo: /* The Noid */

2026-01-20T17:26:38Z

The Noid

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	==The Noid==		==The Noid<sup>[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Ω]</sup>==
	'''[related: Domino's Pizza]'''		'''[related: Domino's Pizza]'''
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	: <small><kbd>Ωhref# [[mailer-daemon\|mailer_daemon]] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html ''Spectral Peaks''].''</kbd></small>		: <small><kbd>Ωhref# [[mailer-daemon\|mailer_daemon]] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Spectral Peaks].''</kbd></small>
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Nemo: /* The NoidΩ */

2026-01-20T00:41:35Z

The NoidΩ

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	==The Noid~~<sup>[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Ω]</sup>~~==		==The Noid==
	'''[related: Domino's Pizza]'''		'''[related: Domino's Pizza]'''
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	: <small><kbd>~~Ωref~~#~~<nowiki>[</nowiki>~~[[~~spectral~~-~~peaks~~\|~~Spectral Peaks~~]]~~<nowiki>]</nowiki>~~ :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html ~~Tikrit, Imagined~~].''</kbd></small>		: <small><kbd>Ωhref# [[mailer-daemon\|mailer_daemon]] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html ''Spectral Peaks''].''</kbd></small>
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Clintxxx: /* The NoidΩ */

2025-12-16T22:18:14Z

The NoidΩ

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	==The Noid<sup>[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Ω]</sup>==		==The Noid<sup>[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Ω]</sup>==
	[related: Domino's Pizza]		'''[related: Domino's Pizza]'''
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	Voiced by puppeteer Pons Maar <ref> The cultural traction gained by The Noid led to Pons Maar's casting as Saurod in ''[[he-man\|Masters of the Universe]]'' despite his extensive and exclusive history in ceramics and performance art. </ref>, the Noid was a fictional character designed to personify and thus dramatize Domino's Pizza's "Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less" advertising initiative. Clad in a tight red rubber body suit extending over his long rabbit-esque ears, the Noid persistently yet ineffectively attempted to prevent the prompt delivery of pizza due to his stated abhorrence "of all things fresh". The Noid's popularity culminated in the development of ''Yo! Noid'', a video game developed by the Japanese software [[konami\|Capcom]] for the [[nes\|NES]].		Voiced by puppeteer Pons Maar <ref> The cultural traction gained by The Noid led to Pons Maar's casting as Saurod in ''[[he-man\|Masters of the Universe]]'' despite his extensive and exclusive history in ceramics and performance art. </ref>, the Noid was a fictional character designed to personify and thus dramatize Domino's Pizza's "Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less" advertising initiative. Clad in a tight red rubber body suit extending over his long rabbit-esque ears, the Noid persistently yet ineffectively attempted to prevent the prompt delivery of pizza due to his stated abhorrence "of all things fresh". The Noid's popularity culminated in the development of ''Yo! Noid'', a video game developed by the Japanese software [[konami\|Capcom]] for the [[nes\|NES]].

Lmsuarez: /* The NoidΩ */

2025-02-27T17:32:42Z

The NoidΩ

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	: <small><kbd>Ωref#[~~redacted~~] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Tikrit, Imagined].''</kbd></small>		: <small><kbd>Ωref#<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[spectral-peaks\|Spectral Peaks]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Tikrit, Imagined].''</kbd></small>

Aidahosa: /* The NoidΩ */

2025-02-27T00:34:36Z

The NoidΩ

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	: <small><kbd>~~href~~#[redacted] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Tikrit, Imagined].''</kbd></small>		: <small><kbd>Ωref#[redacted] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Tikrit, Imagined].''</kbd></small>

Lmsuarez at 13:14, 15 December 2024

2024-12-15T13:14:18Z

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	~~'''~~The Noid ~~[related: Domino's Pizza]'''~~ <sup>[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Ω]</sup>		==The Noid<sup>[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Ω]</sup>==
			[related: Domino's Pizza]
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	Voiced by puppeteer Pons Maar <ref> The cultural traction gained by The Noid led to Pons Maar's casting as Saurod in ''[[he-man\|Masters of the Universe]]'' despite his extensive and exclusive history in ceramics and performance art. </ref>, the Noid was a fictional character designed to personify and thus dramatize Domino's Pizza's "Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less" advertising initiative. Clad in a tight red rubber body suit extending over his long rabbit-esque ears, the Noid persistently yet ineffectively attempted to prevent the prompt delivery of pizza due to his stated abhorrence "of all things fresh". The Noid's popularity culminated in the development of ''Yo! Noid'', a video game developed by the Japanese software [[konami\|Capcom]] for the [[nes\|NES]].		Voiced by puppeteer Pons Maar <ref> The cultural traction gained by The Noid led to Pons Maar's casting as Saurod in ''[[he-man\|Masters of the Universe]]'' despite his extensive and exclusive history in ceramics and performance art. </ref>, the Noid was a fictional character designed to personify and thus dramatize Domino's Pizza's "Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less" advertising initiative. Clad in a tight red rubber body suit extending over his long rabbit-esque ears, the Noid persistently yet ineffectively attempted to prevent the prompt delivery of pizza due to his stated abhorrence "of all things fresh". The Noid's popularity culminated in the development of ''Yo! Noid'', a video game developed by the Japanese software [[konami\|Capcom]] for the [[nes\|NES]].

Lmsuarez at 17:49, 5 December 2024

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			: <small><kbd>href#[redacted] :: ''[https://eternal-september.net/spectral-peaks/tikrit-imagined.html Tikrit, Imagined].''</kbd></small>

Lmsuarez at 04:13, 4 November 2024

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	restrictions. </ref>.		restrictions. </ref>.

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2024-06-17T17:33:12Z

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-Voiced by puppeteer Pons Maar <ref> The cultural traction gained by The Noid led to Pons Maar's casting as Saurod in ''[[he-man|Masters of the Universe]]'' despite his extensive and exclusive history in ceramics and performance art. </ref>, the Noid was a fictional character designed to personify and thus dramatize Domino's Pizza's "Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less" advertising initiative. Clad in a tight red rubber body suit extending over his long rabbit-esque ears, the Noid persistently yet ineffectively attempted to prevent the prompt delivery of pizza due to his stated abhorrence "of all things fresh". The Noid's popularity culminated in the development of ''Yo! Noid'', a video game developed by the Japanese software [[konami|Capcom]] for the [[nes|NES]].
+<p>
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-However, release of the game was put on indefinite hold after a man named Kenneth Lamar Noid entered a Domino's Pizza in Chamblee, Georgia on January 30, 1989 armed with a .357 Magnum handgun under delusion that Domino's owner Tom Monaghan was personally targeting him with the "Avoid the Noid" advertising campaign. Mr. Noid held two Domino's employees hostage for almost five hours, demanding a copy of ''The Widow's Son'' <ref> A novel largely focused on the interrelationship between <!-- links to self --> [[error|Freemasonry]] and the <!-- links to self --> [[error|Bavarian Illuminati]]. </ref> from ''The Historical Illuminatus Chronicles'' by <!-- links to self --> [[error|Robert Anton Wilson]] as penance for his perceived mistreatment. However, Mr. Noid soon grew hungry and demanded two freshly made speciality pizzas, the eating of which so preoccupied him that his hostages easily escaped. Following the ordeal Domino's discontinued use of the Noid in all North American advertising campaigns <ref> A cessation unrelated to Mr. Noid's behavior according to official Domino's communications. </ref>. However, the Noid's popularity has surged in recent years throughout the Middle East due to Domino's flagship locations in Baghdad <ref> Economists theorize that the active conflict present through the Baghdad region lent extra vitality and drama to the "30 Minutes or Less" pledge, pointing to the Domino's Baghdad Facebook profile which chronicles
+The Noid [related: Domino's Pizza]
 recent bombings and sectarian violence affecting the location and its
-delivery staff, sometimes in graphic detail. </ref> and Tehran <ref> The opening of an official Domino's location in Iran marked the
+delivery staff, sometimes in graphic detail.
 first official corporate expansion of a U.S.-based fast food franchise in
 the country due to a longstanding trade embargo. Prior to the lifting of the
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 of American chains including Mash Donalds, Subways, and Pizza Hats - all
 private, single-owner locations shielded from IPR-based prosecution by trade
-restrictions. </ref>.
+restrictions.