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Nemo: /* GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero */

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	* All vegetation on earth.		* All vegetation on earth.
	* The ozone layer AKA The Nozone Conspiracy.		* The ozone layer AKA The Nozone Conspiracy.

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Clintxxx: /* GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero */

2025-05-15T14:59:16Z

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	==GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero==		==GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero==
	'''[related: Cobra, Serpentor~~][see also: [[destro\|Destro]], [[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]~~]'''		'''[related: Cobra, Serpentor]'''
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	A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers\|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,		A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers\|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,

Clintxxx: /* GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero */

2025-05-15T14:58:52Z

GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

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	==GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero==		==GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero==
	[related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also: [[destro\|Destro]], [[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]]		'''[related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also: [[destro\|Destro]], [[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]]'''
	----		----
	A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers\|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,		A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers\|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,

Lmsuarez at 01:31, 15 December 2024

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	~~'''~~GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero [related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also: [[destro\|Destro]], [[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]]~~'''~~		==GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero==
			[related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also: [[destro\|Destro]], [[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]]
			----
	A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers\|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,		A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers\|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,
	[[Destro\|James McCullen Destro XXIII]]		[[Destro\|James McCullen Destro XXIII]]

Jackof63trades at 15:28, 2 May 2024

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	* [[cold-slither\|Cold Slither]], a [[hair-metal\|hair metal]] band formed by Cobra as a vessel for Destro-developed mind control technology.		* [[cold-slither\|Cold Slither]], a [[hair-metal\|hair metal]] band formed by Cobra as a vessel for Destro-developed mind control technology.
	* Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god [[legions-of-osiris\|Osiris]].		* Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god [[legions-of-osiris\|Osiris]].
	* Attempts at destroying:
	* * All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of [[Bitcoin\|BitCoin]] by approximately two decades.		Attempts at destroying:
	* * All vegetation on earth.		* All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of [[Bitcoin\|BitCoin]] by approximately two decades.
	* * The ozone layer AKA The Nozone Conspiracy.		* All vegetation on earth.
			* The ozone layer AKA The Nozone Conspiracy.

Jackof63trades at 15:28, 2 May 2024

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-<p>
+A series of action figures, playsets, comics, and corresponding television episodes launched in 1982 by Hasbro, Inc. G.I. Joe features a backstory of byzantine complexity <ref> Dwarfing that of even ''[[transformers|The Transformers]]''. The controversial and ultimately unsuccessful intertwining of the G.I. Joe and Transformer mythologies occurred numerous times beginning with 1986's "GI Joe and the Transformers" comic and continuing through the poorly received  "Black Horizon" from Devil's Due publishing. </ref> centering on its ongoing battle with the terrorist corporate conglomerate Cobra. Seen by many media theorists as a metaphorical representation of Communism, Cobra was defined by the competing ideologies of ruthless militarism and utopian labor rights <ref> In episode #600-22 "The Viper is Coming", Cobra is shown to have a luxury recreational facility deep below the surface of Antarctica constructed specifically for the enrichment of its employees. Dubbed "Camp Cobra", the center features volleyball courts, ping-pong tables, an olympic-sized swimming pool, gender neutral bathrooms, and the Zartan  Entertainment Center. In subsequent episodes, it is revealed that even hourly Cobra employees receive "world class free health care" with no deductible. </ref>. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,
 [[Destro|James McCullen Destro XXIII]]
 , known colloquially as
 [[destro|Destro]].  The intellectual aptitude, outlandish scheming, and serpentine qualities of both Serpentor and Cobra Commander, the organization's shrill-voiced day-to-day leader, have drawn comparisons to the
 [[error|Silurian Hypothesis]]. Despite Cobra's considerable holdings and strong record of worker compensation, the organization's criminal exploits skew bizarre and, as a rule, fall short. Examples include:
-</p>
-<p>
+* The Cobrathon, a telethon targeting other criminal organizations intended to raise five billion dollars - an all around glitzy affair helmed by [[the-baroness|The Baroness]] in a plunging evening gown.
-<ul>
+* A convoluted attempt to steal Alaska through the acquisition of an ancient ruby-encrusted chalice.
-<li>
+* Hijacking all U.S. commercial satellites and launching Cobra Network Television featuring original content and mischievously-edited previously released blockbuster films.
-The Cobrathon, a telethon targeting other criminal organizations intended to raise five billion dollars - an all around glitzy affair helmed by
+* [[cold-slither|Cold Slither]], a [[hair-metal|hair metal]] band formed by Cobra as a vessel for Destro-developed mind control technology.
-[[the-baroness|The Baroness]]
+* Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god [[legions-of-osiris|Osiris]].
-in a plunging evening gown.
+* Attempts at destroying:
-</li>
+* * All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of [[Bitcoin|BitCoin]] by approximately two decades.
-<li>
+* * All vegetation on earth.
-A convoluted attempt to steal Alaska through the acquisition of an ancient ruby-encrusted chalice.
+* * The ozone layer AKA The Nozone Conspiracy.

Jackof63trades at 20:13, 19 April 2024

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	Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god		Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god
	[[~~legend~~-of-osiris\|Osiris]]		[[legions-of-osiris\|Osiris]]
	.		.
	</li>		</li>
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	All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of		All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of
	[[~~BitCoin~~\|BitCoin]]		[[Bitcoin\|BitCoin]]
	by approximately two decades.		by approximately two decades.
	</li>		</li>

Jackof63trades at 20:13, 19 April 2024

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	</sup>		</sup>
	. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,		. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,
	[[~~error~~\|James McCullen Destro XXIII]]		[[Destro\|James McCullen Destro XXIII]]
	, known colloquially as		, known colloquially as
	[[destro\|Destro]]. The intellectual aptitude, outlandish scheming, and serpentine qualities of both Serpentor and Cobra Commander, the organization's shrill-voiced day-to-day leader, have drawn comparisons to the		[[destro\|Destro]]. The intellectual aptitude, outlandish scheming, and serpentine qualities of both Serpentor and Cobra Commander, the organization's shrill-voiced day-to-day leader, have drawn comparisons to the
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	<li>		<li>
	All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of		All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of
	[[~~error~~\|BitCoin]]		[[BitCoin\|BitCoin]]
	by approximately two decades.		by approximately two decades.
	</li>		</li>
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	Dwarfing that of even		Dwarfing that of even
	<em>		<em>
	[[~~error~~\|The Transformers]]		[[transformers\|The Transformers]]
	</em>		</em>
	.		.

Jackof63trades at 14:45, 4 April 2024

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	<strong>		<strong>
	GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero [related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also:		GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero [related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also:
	[[destro\|Destro]		[[destro\|Destro]]
	,		,
	[[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]		[[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]

Jackof63trades at 23:29, 11 March 2024

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	<strong>		<strong>
	GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero [related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also:		GI Joe AKA G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero [related: Cobra, Serpentor][see also:
	[[destro]]		[[destro\|Destro]
	,		,
	[[the-baroness]]		[[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]
	]		]
	</strong>		</strong>
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	</sup>		</sup>
	. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,		. Cobra's lack of religious-based moral code led to its engagement with the temperamental forces of fringe science and the occult, culminating in its creation of, subsequent, capitulation to Serpentor, a callous dictator genetically engineered by Cobra's primary arms dealer,
	[[error]]		[[error\|James McCullen Destro XXIII]]
	, known colloquially as		, known colloquially as
	[[destro]]		[[destro\|Destro]]. The intellectual aptitude, outlandish scheming, and serpentine qualities of both Serpentor and Cobra Commander, the organization's shrill-voiced day-to-day leader, have drawn comparisons to the
	. The intellectual aptitude, outlandish scheming, and serpentine qualities of both Serpentor and Cobra Commander, the organization's shrill-voiced day-to-day leader, have drawn comparisons to the		[[error\|Silurian Hypothesis]]. Despite Cobra's considerable holdings and strong record of worker compensation, the organization's criminal exploits skew bizarre and, as a rule, fall short. Examples include:
	[[error]]
	. Despite Cobra's considerable holdings and strong record of worker compensation, the organization's criminal exploits skew bizarre and, as a rule, fall short. Examples include:
	</p>		</p>
	<p>		<p>
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	<li>		<li>
	The Cobrathon, a telethon targeting other criminal organizations intended to raise five billion dollars - an all around glitzy affair helmed by		The Cobrathon, a telethon targeting other criminal organizations intended to raise five billion dollars - an all around glitzy affair helmed by
	[[the-baroness]]		[[the-baroness\|The Baroness]]
	in a plunging evening gown.		in a plunging evening gown.
	</li>		</li>
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	</li>		</li>
	<li>		<li>
	[[cold-slither]]		[[cold-slither\|Cold Slither]], a
	, a		[[hair-metal\|hair metal]]
	[[hair-metal]]
	band formed by Cobra as a vessel for Destro-developed mind control technology.		band formed by Cobra as a vessel for Destro-developed mind control technology.
	</li>		</li>
	<li>		<li>
	Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god		Resurrecting and then partnering with the Egyptian god
	[[legend-of-osiris]]		[[legend-of-osiris\|Osiris]]
	.		.
	</li>		</li>
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	All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of		All forms of currency on earth and replacing it with electronic Cobra Bucks, precursing the release of
	[[error]]		[[error\|BitCoin]]
	by approximately two decades.		by approximately two decades.
	</li>		</li>
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	Dwarfing that of even		Dwarfing that of even
	<em>		<em>
	[[error]]		[[error\|The Transformers]]
	</em>		</em>
	.		.
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	</p>		</p>
	</div>		</div>